Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Mrs. Nasty

Kim Kardashian is getting so nasty that she may not qualify to pose for Playboy! However, she does qualify to model for Hustler magazine. Did you see her latest photo? I thought that her new photo was only taken of her back. Nope. This "back photo" was the whole entire backside of her body. She was greased down like a buttery roll or a Thanksgiving turkey!
I don't know about you, but the last time I saw people greased and buttered up like that was when I was watching a shocking movie with somebody, where this Mexican homey was getting his butt greased down to get raped by a gang. Then, I saw a porno from The Habib show where Habib or some Arab dude oiled up a black chick before he banged her. Oooooooooooh, Kim! You buttered your ass like someone's glazed doughnuts!
Krispy Cremes anyone?

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Question of the Day

Will the makers of Philadelphia cream cheese make cream cheese slices? If so, will it be edible and tasty?