Voodooghetti

Today continued the trials and tribulations of Tristan.

Throughout time, he eventually stopped being a Christian.

He let it go, let it go, let it go.

He stopped believing in God the Dy that he got raped mid day in the streets of Chicago.

From that moment on came another type of scene.

Next, the location was Louisiana.

There, he experienced another type of mean.

That place was where he met a woman who wanted to control him.

She did something more powerful than Hoodoo.

She knew of some tricks that involved voodoo.

Halloween 2020, I was supposed to be a Yeti.

Tristan’s new woman put her monthly cycle in his plate of spaghetti.

In reality, shit like this is just like a monthly trial.

Stupid ass voodoo and people’s majic spells last only a little while.

Glory, glory.

People, please do not try this at home.

Unfortunately, this very same story reached someone else.

I repeat.

This Halloween, I was supposed to dress up as a Yeti.

When this same story was uttered to someone else years ago, no one could imagine that Varanda would end up making the same Voodooghetti.