Thursday, October 8, 2020
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
Star
One day Chelsea and her friend went to the store.
The day after, her life would never be the same.
It would never again be like the day before.
The store clerk helped Chelsea. Her name was Navid.
Chelsea picked up some beautiful silver stars.
Navid said that they were the stars of David.
After purchasing that star, for a number of years, numerous events began to unfold that were freaky.
Little did Chelsea know that something very sinister was in the works, and sneaky.
After many a night, there was a very detailed star that was uncovered in Chelsea’s apartment.
Thefts were happening.
This nightmare came and went.
Her neighbors ran a ring of prostitution.
This was definitely not a matter concerning the Constitution.
So many things were not right.
What a fright.
These freaky things went way too far.
Chelsea and her family’s privacy was invaded.
After some time passed, she took out her beautiful star that was carefully tucked away.
She studied it carefully and decided that it could not stay.
From that day forward, Chelsea decided that she would never keep a five sides figure any more.
She was tricked!
The deceit went too far!
It was a Devil star!
Yep. She was lied to by Navid.
To this very day, Chelsea still cannot tell the difference from the Devil star and the star of David.
Voodooghetti
Today continued the trials and tribulations of Tristan.
Throughout time, he eventually stopped being a Christian.
He let it go, let it go, let it go.
He stopped believing in God the Dy that he got raped mid day in the streets of Chicago.
From that moment on came another type of scene.
Next, the location was Louisiana.
There, he experienced another type of mean.
That place was where he met a woman who wanted to control him.
She did something more powerful than Hoodoo.
She knew of some tricks that involved voodoo.
Halloween 2020, I was supposed to be a Yeti.
Tristan’s new woman put her monthly cycle in his plate of spaghetti.
In reality, shit like this is just like a monthly trial.
Stupid ass voodoo and people’s majic spells last only a little while.
Glory, glory.
People, please do not try this at home.
Unfortunately, this very same story reached someone else.
I repeat.
This Halloween, I was supposed to dress up as a Yeti.
When this same story was uttered to someone else years ago, no one could imagine that Varanda would end up making the same Voodooghetti.
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
The Insecure Writer’s Group: October 2020
Did anyone attend the Peace Festival in Papua, New Guinea? Will it be bigger than the 1960’s Woodstock Peace Festival? Hmmmmm……I wonder.
Next, happy early Halloween! Trick-o-treat!
She Kept Dying(Black Eyes. White Skin: Part II)
It happened as fast as the chicken pox.
She died.
Then, she lived. Then, she died.
Then she lived just like that: popping in and out between life and death just like the puppet called Jack-In-the-Box.
This was abnormal.
Ms. Baxter gave the only two people in the building a fright.
This incident happened several times in the middle of the night.
It seemed like the teenager who witnessed the incident was lying.
She was not.
Somehow, Ms. Baxter kept dying.
What a fiasco.
Just when the lights go dim.
What a night.
These strange occurrences kept happening until 6 A.M.
Christmas is a time of giving.
From that moment on, Ms. Baxter remained in the land of the living.
Monday, October 5, 2020
Goodbye, Floridians❣️Three of us fat people were in the car and powerful winds started shaking the car really bad. So, we fat bitches left the state of Florida with a quickness. There is absolutely no way in hell that we want to be anywhere near a hurricane!😵All I could imagine was crocodiles and monkeys flying in the car and eating all of us fat people up.😵😵😵😵 Totally terrifying!🤯🤯🤯😬😵😵
Goodbye, FloridiansThree of us fat people were in the car and powerful winds started shaking the car really bad. So, we fat bitches left the state of Florida with a quickness. There is absolutely no way in hell that we want to be anywhere near a hurricane!
All I could imagine was crocodiles and monkeys flying in the car and eating all of us fat people up. Totally terrifying!
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Well, I was in the mood along with everyone else: What the fuck is up people of Florida?❣️ Hello❣️
Well, I was in the mood along with everyone else: What the fuck is up people of Florida? Hello via: #probeatz
Goodbye, Floridians❣️Three of us fat people were in the car and powerful winds started shaking the car really bad. So, we fat bitches left the state of Florida with a quickness. There is absolutely no way in hell that we want to be anywhere near a hurricane!😵All I could imagine was crocodiles and monkeys flying in the car and eating all of us fat people up.😵😵😵😵 Totally terrifying!🤯🤯🤯😬😵😵 #wanitaxigo
Black Eyes. White Skin.
What’s up?
It was time to get up.
Her skin turned sheet white.
This happened in the middle of the night.
Sitting upright, her body remained still.
Undaunted.
There was no flinching.
She became lifeless.
For brief moments, her body was haunted.
Then, she remained still like a statue.
Not a single limb was slack.
There were no whites of the eyes.
The entire sockets we’re black.
Not a single soul would chaff.
Panic seized the helper.
S a result, they yelled for the remaining staff.
The remaining one came in.
Unfortunately, there were no strong men.
What can one do?
Finally, the woman came to.
Back, she returned from the land of the dead.
Then, she began to turn her head.
Next, the helper had the nurse look into those eyes.
She did not care.
How could she?
Slam dunk.
The lazy bitch was another town drunk.
Not a single person would grin.
Day in and day out remained the sometimes possessed lady with black eyes and white skin.
Hello people of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina❣️🎃🎃🎃🎃
Hello people of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
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