
Goodbye, Floridians
Three of us fat people were in the car and powerful winds started shaking the car really bad. So, we fat bitches left the state of Florida with a quickness. There is absolutely no way in hell that we want to be anywhere near a hurricane!
All I could imagine was crocodiles and monkeys flying in the car and eating all of us fat people up.


Totally terrifying!




via: #probeatz
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