Sunday, November 22, 2020

When Santa Claus Comes to Your Town Santa is just as shocked as you and I, upon hearing the news that everyone had to be on lockdown due to COVID-19. As a result, Santa had to wear a mask while making rounds. 1/3 of Santa’s deliveries were packed by elves and delivered via Amazon. All of Santa’s letters were sent via email. For the unique gifts, Santa and his elves had to make contracts with eBay and Etsy to fulfill the wish lists of adults and children alike, for shipments to go out. All of this was done on Santa’s laptop. Alibaba chipped in, too. 1/2 of Santa’s work is now done. That leaves hard to get to places like Siberia, Iceland, Greenland, and parts of the Brazilian Amazon left. Santa used to have difficulty making deliveries in the Amazon, because there are giant snakes there(anacondas) that can leap as high as a helicopter in the sky.😱Now, a lot of trees have been cut down there and the anacondas(huge snakes)are barbecued sometimes. Furthermore, half of the deliveries in the Amazon will be delivered before Christmas Eve. Everyone else will receive their gifts before midnight Christmas Eve, by Santa. πŸŽ… Although he will be wearing a mask, no one will see him.πŸ‘€πŸ€« Last but not least, Santa has to stay COVID-19 free. So, your mom and dad will have to eat the cookies and drink the milk.πŸŽƒπŸ˜‰ Merry Christmas in advance❣️❣️❣️😜🎊⛄πŸ¦ŒπŸŽ…πŸ€ΆπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸŽ„πŸŽπŸŽπŸ‘πŸ πŸš️🏘️πŸšͺ #wanitaxigo


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