(continued)…
Lady Cafe` continued to say, « And, bad things would happen to you. They wished you ill. »
« Lord have mercy », thought Tay-Tay.
« How can I chill? »
Lady Cafe` spoke, again.
« Get ready to attend a funeral. Go to the department store and purchase your « Sunday’s best ». »
For Tay-Tay, this was more than just a test.
Afterwards, Lady Cafe` ordered, « After this, get some much needed sleep. »
Tay-Tay did exactly what Lady Cafe` said.
However, Tay-Tay was not entirely prepared for what was to come.
She had to go to the store more than seven times!
Each time, she was in her « Sunday’s best »!
She had ten funerals to go to back to back!
Each one was buried in the ground six feet deep.
Finally, Tay-Tay was able to drop her weight.
Now, she could gleefully enjoy her double cheeseburger, cauliflower, and fries.
Later on, she would skate.
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